omg

can u imagine drinking all these?
drunk till,

dead!

i will never forget that night. *wink*

will you?

18th birthday celebration part 2

raya trip!

I spent my Raya holiday with moe and my family at kuantan!

at the beaccch,

early morning around 4o'clock we woke up to climb LEMBING HILL,

after walking for 45 minutes, we finally reached the top of the hill,

everyone sweat like mad.

nice view! clouds are addorable..

we crossed a swinging bridge! a very long one..

at night,

back to house we played make up with my aunt!

"sot" geh~

see our lips gloss shinny pork oil lips and sotong legs mascara!

*not very obvious, i know*

we just trying to SS

i enjoyed this trip alot..

mama.moe.me

thanks everyone for completing this trip, heart all of u!

everything happened in these day are real fun!

*thumbs up!*

白雪嫁了人

变成了黄脸婆，

我的天啊，

女人美也只不过是过眼云烟，

我真的要感到惭愧。

至少人家也有美过，

我？

哼！只是一个完全体会不了美的定义的肥妹罢了！

Our very first outing!

I didnt betray cp, i really dont!!
^^
trust me!!!!
but we really having a great time!

I went out with neh, scroll down to check who i went out with la!! XD

we went to mid valley and the garden's!!
bought books from MPH and present to my cousin from my grandma!!
poor!
i really kosong and no money d!!!!!
T.T
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ please come back to mummy! oh please~

here come Sushi Zanmai!!

here comes the soh poh number 1!

me!!!

soh poh number 2@@!!!

momoe

*clap clap*

mao mao and the sushi

sushi sushi sushi-sSSS!!

unadon

super cute salmon bebola!!


fatty salmon belly!!

*our favourite*

super gummy snowy white and red tuna!!

momoe mahu habiskan semua!!!

(with her constipation look XD)

RAWWWWWW~~!

hahaha~ these 2 soh poh really can finish it all bo~ ^^V


a picture before we leave!

KA CHAK!

this pose very lou tou hor? and my head is bih!

ahaha! i know~

we had a great time!

chiawen come back from camp sure very angry de la! we both curi makan when she's in camp! wakakkaka~ ^^

thanks mao mao for fetching and accompanying me! really love u <3,

u crazy girl!!!

raww!!! (si beh yok mah wei)

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story havent end yet!

on the way home, we saw this!

crazy kenari! where got people stick the "P" sticker at the bottom centre geh?

please use your brain to think instead of your ass!! X

P/s: 2nd day without u, and i'm missing you oh coong, next time when both of us rich rich we also go try try ok? =p faster come back la you fatty bom bom!! got your favourite unagi oh!!!

开学咯！

*拍拍手*
今天玩破冰小游戏赢了小奖品！

今天，一切都过得很美好。。
无论是，

早上那碗有苍蝇,翰濂超推荐“好好吃”鱼滑粉？

那份恶心的中国报分尸新闻？

不小心买了那瓶臭了的豆浆？

还是听到wong ah boy这个名过一直后劲笑不停？

整60个人堆在一间makmal里?

某人的血崩？**盖嘴偷笑**

热到鬼酱的太阳？

还是，大老远去了谷中城但买不到校服？却买了个6.90的粉红水壶？

买到不好吃，又贵的日本冰淇淋？

在超恐怖楼梯口遇到水灾？

电梯水灾？还有一堆怪异外劳好像卧尸酱躺在那里睡午觉？

有怪声一直叫“hello？”

今天虽然过得很惊魂，

但，

我学会了，

只要用乐观的态度去面对，

什么事，都会变成好事。。

一切，

一切都是美好的！

*对不对？*

"对～"

（来人啊！来捉这个自问自答的傻婆啊～！）

booo! ╮(╯﹏╰）╭

hahahhahahahax.

cant stop laughing everytime i see this picture!

can somebody tell me who is this round face stupid fat pengawas a?

*me?*

*oh?? its me?*

paiseh paiseh!!! *old jor dont remember larh*

LOL.

I cant recall when is the time i take this photo!

it should be last year,some day at the end of the year..

LOL.

my head is just as round as a balloon isnt it?

or even rounder than that!

Cant wait to wear on school uniform tomorrow bo!

*jump jump jump*

better sign off and pack my school bag..

huhu!

good bye and good night lo Malaysia!

i'm just loving everything that are happening in my life now, dont you?

梦一场

刚才我的一个无聊的旧梦，好像实现了。

我的天啊。。。


记得刚考完SPM的时候，我发了一个很无聊的梦。
我梦到，弄nesh生命水的水喉佬来我家帮我修理生命水器。。
（好怪，他一年才回来一次，今年却突然间来第二次）
然后他问我，

水喉佬：咦？还在上学啊？

我：对咯，中六。

水喉佬：喔！很有本事哦？？

我： 哪里哪里？ 没有钱，这是唯一的途径。

水喉佬：你戴眼镜一定很厉害读书咯？

我：有这样的道理的么？*笑笑*

噢！ 有够无聊的对话！

再加上，这个水喉佬一点都不帅也不高～ *盖嘴偷笑*

然后我便送他出去了。。

这一幕，好熟悉。。
五分钟前刚又发生了一次。。。

同样的对白。

同样的人。

同样的时间。

简直。一模一样。。

=.="


我的这个无聊的梦，尽然成真了。。
咦。。
为什么成真的梦尽然是这个，
为什么不是我在金币池里游泳的梦呢？
为什么不是我跟蒙脸帅哥拥抱的那个梦呢？

扫兴～！ ╮(╯﹏╰）╭

Baby spongy bob and Patrick Junior

This is cute! isnt it?
arwhhh~
they are bff since baby~






Now i finally know that Patrick is borned fat!!! please skip the saliva part.. Ew~
with the chubby cheek! *picit picit*

lalalalala~

Simpulan Bahasa.

Did I tell you guys before that I dont like BM?
no?!
then now you know it! I dont like it AT ALL..
boooooooooooooo...
screw it~!
LOL.
unfortunately, as I really dont like and not good in this subject, yet, i'm still a BM teacher!

A FULLY BM Teacher.
darn.
and i need to look for the meaning of all the words i dont know.
plenty of it. T.T


Today I've taught some classes about SIMPULAN BAHASA.
here come the cutest part!

SIMPULAN BAHASA

1. Pencuci Mulut
Cikgu Lai : ok class, apakah maksud pencuci mulut?

Murid A : saya tau!! orang yang menolong orang lain cuci mulut!!!
Murid B : ya hor! ada PEN mesti ialah sejenis pekerjaan~

Cikgu Lai :ada kerja ini punyer meh? @@!


2. Kaki Lima
I havent ask but they already wanna answer me!
Murid A : Cikgu saya tau!!! MONSTER~! orang yang ada lima kaki!!!

Cikgu Lai : pengsan~
Cikgu Lai again : kaki lima bermaksud lorong~ Lorong yang kat luar kelas kamu ni!

Murid B : ar!? luar itu lorong ada monster yang berkaki lima kah?

Cikgu Lai pengsan lagi~! =.="


3. Putih Mata
WHOLE CLASS : saya tau!! CIKGU!! *raise hand**jump jump*
suddenly one student POP out.
Murid C : die edi!!! cause they showed white eyes!!! yay~!

Cikgu Lai : pengsan till nothing to say~

they're addicted too..

who are they?

My 38years old dad,
33years old stepmother,
13years old sister,
6years old brother,
3years old sister


alllll get addicted to the song,
Poker face from Lady Gaga!

LOL..

even my 3 years old sister cant stop singing this song~!

"PO PO PO PO kerr~ Po PO PO PO KER~!! (mamamamama)"

Outing with him!

we went to Times Squre for a date as usual in the morning!
go there by LRT as usual as well,

what makes this outing so unusual is that,
when we get into the LRT, we saw PN. LATIPAH sitting right opposite us!

GOSH. damn.

this is so embrassing~
she's a lovely lady, besides. she's our history teacher as well><"

malu dao~
she remembered me and CP.
i talked to her, but the situation is just so. *doink*

p/s: we didnt hold hand for the whole LRT journey. as you know la islam people alot pantang one =.="

Standard 1 boy showed his bird to everyone!

yes.
i'm serious.
maybe you'll think like WHT =.="


yes.this student really did. he is a malay guy ><"

this incident happened on the last period of today,
it was music class for standard 1 students, and was so much fun!!

everyone is singing~

i was singing happily and high high dei with everyone then suddenly i heard a girl screaming

ARRRRRRrrrHHH LAO SHI!!!!!
XXX showing me his bird and ask me touch it!!!!!

paused.
everyone turns and look at the bird, oh oh OH i mean the boy! ahaha~

i really can see a 2.5cm bird hanging outside the zip ( i estimated the length)! damn it..

i shout at him and ask him put the bird back to the original place or else i'll ask ur mum come pick it up for u!!

SWEAT.
how come now adays students so pervertic one.
sigh..

This is funny!

I laugh non stop the first time i seeing this!

ok so lets share the joy~!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ LOL~
he looks familier isnt he?

Pause.


Refresh your mind..
scroll up and see again!
and think!

yes. you're right!

its, JACKY WU!
not the original one,but its the labour version of JACKY WU~!

damn siang la.. LOL~

Korean's style dinner

Lets take a "get started" picture!!

*peace* ^^V

*me enjoying foods*

get snapped when i'm shooting photos of the "BUL-GO-GI"

**focus on karrao's expression**

damn funny right? she seems bored of take the pictures of only 2 of us!


ka chak! me again!! and =.=" the mystery midddle finger??

whatt??

please censored the middle finger of my sister!

an yong ha se yoh!! kam sah ha mi dah!! i think i posted this picture before, did i? so forgetful~

OwMG did i just spoke korean language??did i? its miracle~

the foods is really yummy!! trust me~

it makes me wanna sing "wulala wulala~~" u'll know this song if u watched the korean drama

老鼠屎

我刚刚扫完公司楼梯的老鼠屎，
好多。而且又不集中。
好烦哦~

老鼠兄弟姐妹们，
我不管你是米奇还是米妮，
反正，乱乱大便就是不对。

虽然只是小小粒的。
但，
每格楼梯都有两粒，这很难扫耶！
你们是一边跑一边大？
还是，走到一半失禁啊？

哦~

顶不顺， 你们就不能去厕所做这档事吗？拿tissue包着也懒哦？

我快要崩溃了，尽然在部落格上骂老鼠 @@！

she's so gonna kill me!

shhhhh~
i found this on my sister's Handphone and i grabbed it!! mayb i shoud say curi ^^

nah~
here comes the picture i wanna share with all of u!
hehe~
hope u guys enjoy seeing these..

karrao the monster is alive!

" leh leh leh! rawww!!!"

karrao the retard rabbit! ^^

can u see the zit on the rabbit's nose.. opps!

karrao is eaten by the shark =.=

karrao is ar~ watever~



karrao is the jail!
ahahaha~ i love the expression!!

shhhh =XX dont tell her i post this on blog! she's so gonna kill me! i guess i've spoilted her image =P


smile ^~^