thats her!

my student! and i am a tutor of her..

like it very much when she call me "lao shi" (mean teacher in chinese) her name is yentze!

one thing cute of her is that she is talkative, i am too..

she invited me to her graduation concert (although just 6 years old)

lol. felt very touchy cause her mum thank me alot due to her great improvement!

sayang her as much as my family, she is just too manja..

sometimes she will even manja me by smelling my arms and say that my odour is nice.

how sweet~!

she will be having exam next week,

good luck yentze,

you might not see this, but still.

加油！

Simpulan Bahasa.

Did I tell you guys before that I dont like BM?
no?!
then now you know it! I dont like it AT ALL..
boooooooooooooo...
screw it~!
LOL.
unfortunately, as I really dont like and not good in this subject, yet, i'm still a BM teacher!

A FULLY BM Teacher.
darn.
and i need to look for the meaning of all the words i dont know.
plenty of it. T.T


Today I've taught some classes about SIMPULAN BAHASA.
here come the cutest part!

SIMPULAN BAHASA

1. Pencuci Mulut
Cikgu Lai : ok class, apakah maksud pencuci mulut?

Murid A : saya tau!! orang yang menolong orang lain cuci mulut!!!
Murid B : ya hor! ada PEN mesti ialah sejenis pekerjaan~

Cikgu Lai :ada kerja ini punyer meh? @@!


2. Kaki Lima
I havent ask but they already wanna answer me!
Murid A : Cikgu saya tau!!! MONSTER~! orang yang ada lima kaki!!!

Cikgu Lai : pengsan~
Cikgu Lai again : kaki lima bermaksud lorong~ Lorong yang kat luar kelas kamu ni!

Murid B : ar!? luar itu lorong ada monster yang berkaki lima kah?

Cikgu Lai pengsan lagi~! =.="


3. Putih Mata
WHOLE CLASS : saya tau!! CIKGU!! *raise hand**jump jump*
suddenly one student POP out.
Murid C : die edi!!! cause they showed white eyes!!! yay~!

Cikgu Lai : pengsan till nothing to say~

bu bu ba ba!

oh! did i tell you guys that i'm working with farn jie and kian hui now?
haha~ no hor..
then now you know!!

for the second time( first time happened at Choong Wen)
Me and another new teacher have been called up on stage during the assembly this morning!
the headmaster introduce me to everyone,and

that's really embarassing~~

=.="

Standard 1 boy showed his bird to everyone!

yes.
i'm serious.
maybe you'll think like WHT =.="


yes.this student really did. he is a malay guy ><"

this incident happened on the last period of today,
it was music class for standard 1 students, and was so much fun!!

everyone is singing~

i was singing happily and high high dei with everyone then suddenly i heard a girl screaming

ARRRRRRrrrHHH LAO SHI!!!!!
XXX showing me his bird and ask me touch it!!!!!

paused.
everyone turns and look at the bird, oh oh OH i mean the boy! ahaha~

i really can see a 2.5cm bird hanging outside the zip ( i estimated the length)! damn it..

i shout at him and ask him put the bird back to the original place or else i'll ask ur mum come pick it up for u!!

SWEAT.
how come now adays students so pervertic one.
sigh..

Questions from students

lao shi, why you wanna become teacher?

lao shi, you're 18 a? why u look so not like your actual age one?

lao shi, why you r hair got colour one?

lao shi, may i go to toilet?

lao shi, my stomach very pain i wanna put medicine...

lao shi..

lao shi..

lao shi.....

LAO SHIIIII...

WTH =.="

i'm getting older and older as they always call me lao shi, as you guys know, lao shi's "lao" means old..

i have to love my job i have to i have too.. boom!! i hypotized myself..

and i felt much better now..

there is a very very BOOM question from a student today, he asked me loudly, in chinese,

老师，请问你有没有温柔的一面？

teacher, do you have the warm and tender side?

我温柔的一面不需要在教书时表露出来！

i dont have to show my tender and warm side when i'm teaching!

then the whole class claps!! i wonder why =.="

"teacher, do you have a boyfriend?!" suddenly this question popped out, then i nod nod my head

OHHH please, no more question about my personal life please, lets talk about your science text book, page 39, chapteer bla bla bla..

很烦！但我必须敬业乐业 english post!

I felt so sorry to my english educated readers since I'd write my blog in chinese for the previous, previous and the previous post!

this blog tittle is in chinese but then i write this post in englisih~
that's a weird combination! ^^ isnt it?

the tittle means, i'm irritated, but i have to respect and love my job!

u guys maybe will felt bored everytime when i mention about my work, students and bla bla~
but then thats my life!

today is the 1st time teaching standard 1 students!
i thought i would be fun, like real fun~
just story telling, reading and writing!
unfortunately,it turns out worst!!!!!!!!
seriously~
they can easily cry,really CRY!!
cry because they have no money to buy toy, cry because he is sitting beside a dustbin ><"
i felt really scare when i see them crying~
and today, those who cried(2 of them) are boys! i'm not kidding~
GIRLS POWER!! RAwwwWWWW~

They can like playing in this moment then suddenly cry for nonsense for the next moment~
mucus and tears everywhere~ oh gosh!i should remember to bring along some tissues~

everyone also stomach pain! WTH=.=" i've called 2 of the student's parents to talk to them just to comfort them~

STANDARD 1, really disasterrr! luckily they didnt POOOO in the class~ Ew!

i know i have to learn to be patient no matter what happened, so what i've did is that, i talk to them tenderly, softly by showing all my caring and love~ at last! phew.. finally no more pain!
those kids even tell me the mosquito bite scar on their leg is pain and they wanna go home because of that! @@! i was like *tut* (patient patient i keep telling myself that)

thanks god today is the last day of teaching standard 1, phew! tomorrow i'll be teaching science(std.6) music(std.4)^^, BM(std.2) and repeating science(std.6)!

GOD bless and i know i'm loving my job! i know i did!

oh oh oh~ somemore! here comes the best part!
there is one guy,he keep telling me his stomach is pain! that guy named Willi..
every 5 minutes he'll tell me that his stomach pain and he wanna throw up!
so at last, i decided to bring him to the office and give his mother a call..
guess what? his mother tell me his son memang like that cause he got pressure in school!
then i was like *bom bom* What?! standard 1 also got pressure?
seriously,
SWEAT!!!

这是什么世界啊？ i'm speaking this in my mind in hokkien! ^^

我不累了。反而习惯了

好消息!我已习惯了这种不是人的生活！！
哈哈~

早上5.30起床，

6.30搭车，

7.10上课教书，

11.35早餐，

1.10放第一份工，

1.30开始第二份工，

7.30放第二份工，

8.00晚餐，

8.30自由

9.30准备功课,

10.00谈电话，

10.30睡觉

我应该觉得庆幸，一天还可以睡7个半小时。

至少，我不会变成"团团圆圆"的眼睛！@@!! 熊猫眼^^

黎老师金句！

老师他打我！
我就会说；“谁打他？打她不好玩的，打我比较好玩点！来打我啊！”
他们就会乖乖地，不打了。

老师我脚很痛！她一边指着她脚上的疤痕一边说。
我看了一看，脚上的疤痕已经很久了。我就问她几是跌的？
她竟然说很久了。。
喳到！=.=" 还会痛么？

老师，他跟我讲；“我爱你！”
不是不是，老师她跟我讲先的！
我就会说：“同学不要再吵了！老师也爱你们！”
这次他们被喳到！ 呵呵。。^^

有同学问我说，老师为什么你的头发这么短，你朋友的头发这么长的？他门指的是姿倩
同学你要我怎么答你啊？

当学生很吵时，
你们很得空啊？没有功课做是吗？我限定你在10分钟里面做完！做不完的，站着做！
全场鸦雀无声！

当学生讲话很大声时，
同学，这里不是巴刹，讲话小声点..
果然小声了。。=D

静了一阵子。。

五分钟后。。。。。。。。

当学生越讲越大声时，
还要讲是吗？我觉得你讲到不够大声，来！我带你去校长室，拿麦克风讲!

小学生嘛，到底会贪玩一点，=.="
当学生在后面玩追追时，
要玩是吗？
来！来前面玩给大家看，你们在后面玩同学们都看不到。
他们就会做回原位。

当全班都不给你面子时，
拿藤鞭，打桌子要打大大力，酱他们才会怕！又不能打他们哦！因为他们会哭， 我不忍心弄哭她们。。
这一招蛮管用的^^V 很快就静下来了。

从以上的金句，你们一定觉得，嘉欣在做老师还是做疯婆!?

其实我也不知道。。

。。站了一天，脚也累了。。

。。喊了一天，声音也哑了。。

可是当下课铃声响起，学生们感谢地向你说谢谢，那种满足感是满灯的!!
还有一些学生会很不舍得地问你：“黎老师你还会回来教我们吗？”
还有人说；“老师你很漂亮哦！”心里不禁暗爽了一下！^^
他们那种，那种天真无邪的语气和脸孔，真的让我很不忍心骂他们。。

有人问我，为什么要打两份工？很急需要钱用吗？一天工作12小时到底是为什么？
我只会笑笑地回答说，我想试下辛苦的滋味。。。
在我说这一句话时，心中是笑中带甘甜的。

求学时，我总会不停的埋怨辛苦。

做工时，我也会不停的埋怨辛苦。

到底什么是辛苦？我根本不知道真正的辛苦。

只是嘴里每天都在重复埋怨。。

人根本不该只会埋怨，应该学会珍惜。

不久，我的中六生涯便要开始了。

那也会很辛苦，我想用现在这段时间多磨练自己，我想长大！

也许我该说，我想比别人更快长大。。

做老师是我从小到大的梦想，现在实现了我应该觉得感激！

希望学习了辛苦之后，我不会在埋怨生活，而是应该快快乐乐地

活下去！

只要觉得不辛苦便是幸福了！

我要赶快买一双舒服的鞋，星期一， 再冲刺!!

Life as a teacher

its isnt as fun as what i think!
life as a tutor is easier.. way easier!

i took some pictures of the teaching environment but then i didnt bring my cable to work today so maybe i'll upload it on blog next monday^^

okay, lets start the journey of me as a teacher at Choong Wen..

i dress up very well to work. real well,

i woke up early in the morning at 5.30 just to get prepared

i reached coong's house at 6.30 then jumped into his mum's car

reached Choong Wen around 7

coong's sis guide me to the office

met Choy meng he dressed up well like a teacher too

afterthat here comes Alice in PJ suit!! she's so tall

we go into the office and meet with the teacher in charge!

she tell us what to do

i'm a BM teacher for a day, then i was lik WHT=.=" my BM sucks

me and alice went for a tour in that school its huge

the class that i'll be teaching is 3J.4W.4S.5C

the bell rings!

i introduce myself as CIKGU LYDIA

and i start teaching, everything went smoothly just that they are too noisy

i cant recess during the recess time cause i have to duty at the canteen WTH =.="

hungrying all the time

hungry until wanna vomit cause the class is so huge, i have to shout when teaching

1135 baru ada masa makan hope that i can slim down

my legs very pain, bleed and got blister i shouldnt wear heels to teach

1.10 balik rumah? hell no! in need to stay back to mark their books

2 balik rumah? nope! i'm going office to work for another job

karyan, you are so hardworking! hope you wont collapse!! right, i'm talking to myself

the kids are cute, i even added some of them to my msn..

some classes respect me alot but some just pretend like they can see me.

oh well, its my choice! i know i can do that..

like what choy meng says,

敬业乐业 which means we have to respect our job

wish me luck dude!!

today is holiday, next monday will be continue!

I'll be back, MONDAY as a chinese teacher! and i seriously need a pairs of comfortable shoes..

call me TEACHER LAI!

I'm a teacher, officially a teacher, or mayb i should say a relief teacher of Choong wen!

WEeeeeeee~ happy!

I always wish to be a teacher, and i always have that passion to teach!
Now i finally understand the feelings of dreams come true!!!!


~woo pheeeee~

i'll be working with alice and choy meng tomorrow! ^^ gembira! its so sudden! wish me luck and hopefully there will be no problem with my transport!!

so tomorrow there will be Mr.Leong, Miss Lai and Miss Lee in Choong Wen! thanks choy meng for introducing this job, and now it prove its isnt april fool!
booooo!