wat!?

Looking at the time, it's 3.15pm,
The office's phone rang suddenly,
So, As usual, i pick up the phone~ and here come the conversation with this aunie..

Me: Good Afternoon, Vicvox~

That Auntie: Wei~ Jacky a..?

Me: I'm so sorry to tell you that Jacky is not in, May I know who is on the line?

That Auntie: I'm her Client. (Like I dunoo)

Me: (still replying sopan santun-ly) em, maybe you can call her cell phone?

That Auntie: Orh~ call her hand pon (its hand Phone dum) levermind(its nevermind!!) I just fek this to your office fek, did u got it?(its fax my dear, are you too hungry until you swallow the letter "X"?)

Me: I'm sorry, but there's some technical problem with the machine, could you resend the document?

That Auntie: Orh~ o kay~ your fek nombo is selo-tee-sepen-nai-eik-wan-fy-too-too-sik a? (its 03-79815226 my dear. Oh lord!! how could this company hire this kinda people as telemarketing sales!?)

beh tahan~